#incorrect bellatrix lestrange quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

[abouttimeoc]

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: Now that the Ministry has fallen, we can set about accomplishing our central goal of-

Voldemort: Finding a way for me to defeat Harry Potter personally in a duel.

Bellatrix: --purifying wizarding bloodlines by--

Draco: Did someone mention Harry Potter?!

Snape: Potter! Everything comes back to him. My whole life would have been different if only-

Bellatrix: Ok is there anyone here NOT obsessed with Harry Potter?

Fenrir Greyback: I'm just here to bite people lol.

Bellatrix: *facepalms* I'm starting to miss Azkaban.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Regulus: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it's mine.

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Bella isn’t talking to me.

Andromeda: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

[deathnguts]

Bellatrix: they’ll send you to Durmstrang, where the bullies will fuck you.

Sirius: …

Narcissa: … and they make you shave your head

Sirius: but my hair defines me!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Your side of the family isn’t perfect. Your sister is an insane pervert!

Narcissa: Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, Reg. What about your brother?

Regulus: …My brother has been through a lot

Narcissa: Of dick

Sirius: *gasp*

[illpunchyouintheface]

Bellatrix: We 've made him the perfect killer.

Severus: [gesturing to Draco] You've ruined a perfectly good young man, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: It's not Sirius's fault he is like this. Andromeda: True, his mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby. Narcissa: On his head apparently. Bellatrix: He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too. Regulus: Lead paint? Narcissa: Looks like it. Sirius: Funny. Why don’t you four shut up and sleep?

[abouttimeoc]

[not-rab]

Bellatrix: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14

Sirius: Let’s not forget who pushed me in

[loislame84]

Hermione: *sneezes*

Bella: *continuing to read the daily profit*

Hermione: Bella. That’s so rude. Aren’t you even going to say bless you?

Bella, not looking up from her paper: I’m sitting here next to you, aren’t I? You’ve already clearly been blessed, pet.

Hermione, mumbling: insufferable

Bella: you love me.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix: You read my diary?

Rita: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.